Fake Thom Yorke.
“(I tried to) ride the rollercoaster last year but they told me I was too short. Sitting on the teacups ride and crying was what inspired In Rainbows” ~ Thom Yorke
“I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn’t sing it. It’s called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it’s about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.” ~ Thom Yorke
“The band often jokes that I stole Jonny’s “H” and put it in my name. That’s funny as hell motherfucker I dare you not to laugh” ~ Thom Yorke